Archive for June 2018

#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup Boris Johnson To Act As Stunt Double For Trump!

June 29, 2018

Ahead of Mr. President Donald Julian William Horatio Valerie Trump’s official visit to the UK to be endorsed by HRH The Queen on July 13th this year, it has been unofficially confirmed that Sir Mr. Boris Johnson has kindly offered to act as a stunt double in case of a possible assassination attempt on the Mr. President’s life.

As you can see from the photographs below, the resemblance is uncanny apart from their choice in ties, which hopefully will be colour co-ordinated on the day of the Mr. President’s arrival.

In more fake news, it is further alleged that Mr. President Donald has requested – nay, demanded – that ‘Queeny & Co.’ play CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz upon his arrival at ‘THE Buckingham Palace’. It is our sincere hope that he enjoys the sights of London and the Eiffel Tower as he passes Trafalgar Square.

Stay tuned for more Fake News and silliness, and remember:

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

 

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#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup2018 Donald Trump Endorses CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz

June 28, 2018

in attendance for Donald Trump Town Hall on the NBC Today Show, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY April 21, 2016. Photo By: Steven Ferdman/Everett CollectionIn an amazing turn of events, Mr. President Donald Eugene Mary Washington Trump has flexed his executive powers at long last and declared that ALL Americans MUST henceforth refer to the ‘beautiful game’ as FOOTBALL, or The Beautiful Game (which most of them won’t be able to pronounce!) rather than soccer, AND even more amazingly has endorsed CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by the UK band The Laddz as his official unofficial World Cup Song for England…! All disclosed using sign language at a private conference in a lavatory in the White House where only he attended.

How do we know this? Our intrepid ‘journalist on the spot’ for #FakeNews dot com, Italian Papa Razzi – not to be confused with Papa John’s Pizza – cleverly disguised himself as a turd and hid in one of the latrines for four days hoping for a scoop. And what a scoop he got!

Not only that, but it is also alleged – we can’t be certain as the recording was a bit muffled due to flatulence – however Papa Razzi clearly heard that if Brussels Belgium win on Thursday, Nukes could be involved (but only in a tactical, strike-first-ask-questions-later manner)

You heard the FAKE NEWS here first, and remember…

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Mad Ant’s England Car – share YOUR pic!

June 27, 2018

FINALLY… more people are starting to deck out their houses and cars with England flags! So we thought we’d share a pic of Mad Ant’s car…

Mad Ant's England Car

He’s not gone overboard this year, although he was going to get the whole car resprayed as an England flag – and might still do, if England win the World Cup! – but he checked the band’s royalty statement and there wasn’t enough dosh for a splosh!

Yes we know it’s a froggy-car (and we take the piss out of him for it!) but what affordable English cars are there out there that won’t break down?

He’ll be driving down to Cornwall from London today, so if you see his car (and it might have some more ‘bling’ on it) give him a honk and a wave!

Let’s get an ANTHEM FOR ENGLAND…!

Keep requesting CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN from your local radio station… Watch the video… and keep sharing and retweeting… COME ON ENGLAND…!

 

 

#FIFA – Fuck It’s Football Again!

June 26, 2018

Amazingly… Hard to believe I know… there are some ‘non-England’ fans living in our country!!! WTF?

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I met one this morning that said, “Fuck, football… AGAIN…!” What a twat! But I did manage a very good 5-second response to the ponse,

“I bet you think FIFA stands for Fuck It’s Football Again!”

Again, what a twat!

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#ItsComingHome Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

June 26, 2018

With anticipation rising higher than a tsunami for England’s stonking win against Belgium this Thursday (and we WILL win our group!) more and more people are – finally – getting into the patriotic, sporting spirit and getting behind our national team, but…

Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

There are some unofficial songs out there at least, and we’re pitching our old chestnut from back in 2006 out there, just ‘cos we think it’s the most catchy song in the running for the country’s favourite, and it doesn’t get boring! Might even remind you of the Bangles…! hehe

Sing it loud, sing it proud, chant it from the stands for ENGER-LAND…!

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

#WorldCupRussia2018: How Far Can England Go?

June 24, 2018

TheladdzlogoAfter an amazing match between England and Panama – a crushing result of 6 – 1 at full-time, there’s no prizes for guessing what the headlines will be in the UK press. But the real question to ask, with the England squad on fire, is how far can they go this year?

It’s my hope now that we have two back-to-back successes under our belt (and this writer is so hopeful of a hat-trick on Thursday against Belgium he’s rolled over his winnings from today and bet on it!) that the British public will start to more actively get behind our squad.

If ever there was a time to feel nationalistic, forget about all the Brexit nonsense, wave the flag, and take a day off work to watch, it’s the World Cup. Our fine boys are doing us proud – better than most people have obviously expected – the least we can do is get behind them and get ‘Chanting’!

Click on the flag above to see our video, or the link below to buy the song on itunes:

CHANT LIKE AND ENGLISH FAN

The Laddz are definitely supporting England ALL THE WAY…! Do you think we have a chance? Let us know by posting a comment below.

#worldcup England 6 – 1 Panama!

June 24, 2018

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Tremendous play by the England squad. A blinding first half ending in 5 – 0 to England. I had high hopes for an equally intense second half, but was disappointed by the play of the substitutes who didn’t really perform as strongly as the players they had replaced. Very sloppy giving away the goal to Panama, but they deserved something for sticking with it and not quitting under the pressure of a far superior team.

My prize goes to the referee who was spot on at penalizing the dirty tactics by the opposition – refreshing to actually see a ref that can do his job for once!

High hopes for Thursday’s match against Belgium…

Keep Chanting Like An English Fan!