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#WorldCupRussia2018 – Sliced, diced, cubed, and well and truly out – the only way to serve Swedes!

July 7, 2018

The-Laddz-Chant-Pissup-HiWhat an amazing game that was, and the right result England 2 – Sweden ‘Go Home!”

Extremely pleased to see decorum back in the game (unlike the previous games against lower-class countries, which looked more like wrestling matches!) If I was excited about the young England team at the start, I’m more excited then ever… Now that we are headed into the semis against – my prediction, Croatia – it actually might be coming home this year…

Again, what a tremendous job by all our chanting England fans in the stands out in Russia…

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

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#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup Boris Johnson To Act As Stunt Double For Trump!

June 29, 2018

Ahead of Mr. President Donald Julian William Horatio Valerie Trump’s official visit to the UK to be endorsed by HRH The Queen on July 13th this year, it has been unofficially confirmed that Sir Mr. Boris Johnson has kindly offered to act as a stunt double in case of a possible assassination attempt on the Mr. President’s life.

As you can see from the photographs below, the resemblance is uncanny apart from their choice in ties, which hopefully will be colour co-ordinated on the day of the Mr. President’s arrival.

In more fake news, it is further alleged that Mr. President Donald has requested – nay, demanded – that ‘Queeny & Co.’ play CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz upon his arrival at ‘THE Buckingham Palace’. It is our sincere hope that he enjoys the sights of London and the Eiffel Tower as he passes Trafalgar Square.

Stay tuned for more Fake News and silliness, and remember:

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

 

Mad Ant’s England Car – share YOUR pic!

June 27, 2018

FINALLY… more people are starting to deck out their houses and cars with England flags! So we thought we’d share a pic of Mad Ant’s car…

Mad Ant's England Car

He’s not gone overboard this year, although he was going to get the whole car resprayed as an England flag – and might still do, if England win the World Cup! – but he checked the band’s royalty statement and there wasn’t enough dosh for a splosh!

Yes we know it’s a froggy-car (and we take the piss out of him for it!) but what affordable English cars are there out there that won’t break down?

He’ll be driving down to Cornwall from London today, so if you see his car (and it might have some more ‘bling’ on it) give him a honk and a wave!

Let’s get an ANTHEM FOR ENGLAND…!

Keep requesting CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN from your local radio station… Watch the video… and keep sharing and retweeting… COME ON ENGLAND…!

 

 

2010 World Cup The BIG Push

June 5, 2010

With ONE WEEK to go until the first England match of the World Cup 2010, the fans are getting their ‘chant’ on, the players are gearing up to whip the Americans, injuries abound, and we’re getting ready for the 2010 World Cup BIG Push for our World Record attempt:

Imagine 1966 pubs and venues around the world all simultaneously playing “Chant Like An English Fan” during the half-time break on June 12th…!

Chanting England to glory AND setting a brand new World Record at the same time… phew!

BUT…We still need your help… the more Brit pubs we have onboard, the better. Why just set a World Record, let’s make the bar so high it really will be record-breaking…!

  • Phone your local radio station, ask them to play the song too!
  • Take a copy of the song to your local pub and have them play it!
  • Have your local pub email us (ant@theladdz.com) for our World Record Press and Participation Pack
  • Blog it up! Email it! Facebook it! Tattoo your Grandman with it…!

Do whatever you can to KEEP THE CHANT ALIVE FOR ENGLAND…!

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England Fan…?

May 29, 2010

Yeah, we know… and thanks (all 97 of you so far!) for pointing out the obviousness of our “mistake“: why is the song called “Chant Like an ENGLISH Fan” and not Chant like an England fan?

Bloody good question!

Want the answer? Really, want the answer…?

Well, we could come up with a very clever answer to solve the mystery… Did we do it on purpose…? Is it some big marketing gimmick…? Is the secret to the Universe locked inside…? Nah, actually it’s rather long and boring, but to satisfy the curiousity of our fans that asked… all NINETY-SEVEN of you… that rubbed our noses in it, proving once again that you don’t necessarily need to be smart to have a smash hit, we felt we owed an explanation.

When Mad Ant first came up with the concept, the song was headed in a totally differnt direction. We’ll let him explain it in his own words:

I’ve always tinkered with lyrics. When I first came to the US, it bugged me that EVERYBODY kept saying the obvious, “Wow, you’re not from round here, are you Australian?” So, in order to keep my sanity, I made up a song called “Talk Like An Englishman” to the tune of the Bangles’ 80s hit “Walk Like An Egyptian”. It was more along the lines ofa Monty Python-style piss-take of all the jolly foreigners that can’t speaky-da-Engleesh.

“When I shared the idea with Richard (Eyre), we both realized footie season was upon us, and it was time to do a World Cup song for shits and giggles. That was the beginning of “Chant”. I guess, what with all the other stuff going on (putting the band together, learning about the music business, getting in the studio, etc.) and being rather drunk for most of the project – apparently alcohol is a good catalyst for creativity – nobody realized or bothered to mention that we hadn’t changed the English part to England.”

Phew! Well, now you know…

Remember, you can follow us on Twitter @theladdz, find us on Facebook somewhere, and – possibly – still hear our track on Myspace http://myspace.com/theladdz

Cheers for all the continued support!

Expat. Brits Attempt New World Record during World Cup 2010

May 27, 2010

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London – World Cup 2010 fever is finally in the air. For two weeks at least, the world can forget about BP oil leaks, trouble in Korea and kick back to enjoy some edge-of-the-seat international football. One country – the birthplace of football – always tends to go OTT at this time of year: England. Since there’s no official World Cup Song from the England squad this year, the fans and supporters have released a massive 165 or more ‘unofficial’ Songs to cheer along the national team.

In an effort to stand out from the crowd, one such ‘unofficial’ England World Cup Song contender, “Chant Like an English Fan” by the Laddz, is trying something very different. The independent label behind the track, Bootlace Records, has decided to show the world exactly why the English are unique and can achieve the impossible. With under three weeks until kick off, the team are attempting to have their track played simultaneously at over 1966 pubs and sports venues in the UK and around the world during the half time break of the first England match against America on June 12th. As well as trying to set an ‘unofficial’ World Record with the attempt, they are also raising money for the British Legion.

The idea for the World Record attempt came after Alan Keegan agreed to play their song during half time earlier this year at Old Trafford during the Manchester United v Fulham match, where Man Utd won 4 – 0. “We thought, if ‘Chant’ really is a good omen like that, maybe it can help England bring the Cup back home this year,” said Donnelly. “Just like when we originally came up with the song idea, we thought, ‘How hard can it be to set a new World Record?’”

The expatriated song writing duo (Richard Eyre and Anthony Donnelly) have put a big dent in their target of 1966, and have over 536 different venues already willing to participate in their World Cup World Record stunt. Most of the locations signed up to participate so far are in the US and UK, although they also have pubs taking part in Hong Kong, Brazil, Spain, Australia and Italy. Although they are still a long way from their goal, they are optimistic that they will hit their target come June 12th.

“We’re only just starting to promote the event publicly,” said Eyre. “It’s incredible the help and support we’re getting from other Brits abroad that want to help out.” With no marketing budget and just a lot of hard work, the pair is working day and night via the internet and on the phone contacting as many new venues as possible.

Pubs wishing to participate can contact the Laddz at worldrecord@theladdz.com and the track “Chant Like an English Fan” can be heard on their website www.theladdz.com and will be available on download from itunes on May 31st. “For obvious reasons, we tried to get the Song played during the friendly against Egypt earlier this year, but the FA declined,” Donnelly said, glumly. “But the crowning glory of this whole event would be, if they’d agree to play it during the half time of the actual match in South Africa!”

Although Guinness World Records have declined to formally acknowledge this new World Record attempt, the team is optimistic that the event will be so large and gain so much publicity that it will eventually have to be acknowledged as a new World Record.

About: Bootlace Records is an independent record label co-owned and created by producer, Stephe Meloy, and co-writers Richard Eyre and Anthony Donnelly. They are the inspiration behind the Laddz and their debut World Cup England Song “Chant Like an English Fan”.  For more information, see www.theladdz.com or email them at worldrecord@theladdz.com

Alcohol-based Diet

May 21, 2010

Since Mad Ant is still avidly sticking to his vow-of-silence re the last blog entry: https://chantlikeanenglishfan.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/world-cup-song-writer-takes-vow-of-silence/ he’s going a little stir-crazy, but it’s for a good cause, and he did come up with this incredible weight-loss diet based on drinking alcohol:

Mad Ant’s World Cup Alcohol-based Diet

NOTE: (for the sue-happy American readers) It is advisable NOT TO drive or operate heavy machinery whilst attempting this dietry program. Individual result may vary, always consult your physician before trying any dietry program.

Upon waking pour two double shots of your favourite spirit (liquor) and chase them down with either a large glass of wine or two pints of beer. Increase or decrease dosage as desired.

In the afternoon (preferrably before noon) consume at least two pints of beer, and wash down with two or more chasers of your choice. Beer may be substituted for wine, if preferred, and cocktails may also be utilized heavily.

Mid-afternoon (sometime before 5pm) repeat the earlier afternoon regimen.

Evening (any time after 5pm) rapidly consume at least one pint of beer or glass of wine, followed by any combination of cocktail, chaser, another beer, or favourite drink of the alcoholic nature. Continue drinking in a similar fashion until either:

A) you pass out

B) throw up

C) are kicked out of the drinking establishment for either A) or B) or it closes.

It is advisable, in case of option C) that you have a reserve dietry stock of sufficient dietry alcohol at home, and have a taxi cab number in speed dial.

You won’t necessarily lose any weight whilst attempting this diet, but most early test results showed all participants were too pissed to care!

Additionally, nobody likes to diet alone, so try where possible to encourage your other fat friends to join you in support. Failing that, most local pubs and drinking establishments have an anonymous club of clientelle that are secretly down the boozer ‘dieting’.

If your boss calls you to wonder where you are or why your work output has changed, promptly inform him that you are dieting and he should stop his prejudiced and “fattist” comments immediately, otherwise they shall be hearing from your (American) attorney forthwith.

DOUBLE FOOTNOTE: This blog post is meant for pure ENTERTAINMENT purposes only and should not be attempted, except at your own risk, or for entertainment purposes only!

Remember to continue supporting our song “Chant Like an English Fan” available May 31st www.theladdz.com