Archive for the ‘sport’ category

#ENGSWE All Eyes On Our Quarters…!

July 5, 2018

swedesHave you recovered from Tuesday’s game yet? Forget about nail-biting, I have no fingers left…!!! But we made it through and Saturday is only days away for the Quarter Final match with Sweden – the land of the vegetable nobody eats, and cars people don’t brag about in public.

Personally I think we are already through to the hard-earned semis…! Ooer!? When was the last time England had a semi…? I only think about semis when it’s the World Cup…!

Perhaps I should eat more Swedes… uh-o! Now it’s just getting silly innuendo time…!

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#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup Boris Johnson To Act As Stunt Double For Trump!

June 29, 2018

Ahead of Mr. President Donald Julian William Horatio Valerie Trump’s official visit to the UK to be endorsed by HRH The Queen on July 13th this year, it has been unofficially confirmed that Sir Mr. Boris Johnson has kindly offered to act as a stunt double in case of a possible assassination attempt on the Mr. President’s life.

As you can see from the photographs below, the resemblance is uncanny apart from their choice in ties, which hopefully will be colour co-ordinated on the day of the Mr. President’s arrival.

In more fake news, it is further alleged that Mr. President Donald has requested – nay, demanded – that ‘Queeny & Co.’ play CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz upon his arrival at ‘THE Buckingham Palace’. It is our sincere hope that he enjoys the sights of London and the Eiffel Tower as he passes Trafalgar Square.

Stay tuned for more Fake News and silliness, and remember:

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

 

#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup2018 Donald Trump Endorses CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz

June 28, 2018

in attendance for Donald Trump Town Hall on the NBC Today Show, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY April 21, 2016. Photo By: Steven Ferdman/Everett CollectionIn an amazing turn of events, Mr. President Donald Eugene Mary Washington Trump has flexed his executive powers at long last and declared that ALL Americans MUST henceforth refer to the ‘beautiful game’ as FOOTBALL, or The Beautiful Game (which most of them won’t be able to pronounce!) rather than soccer, AND even more amazingly has endorsed CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by the UK band The Laddz as his official unofficial World Cup Song for England…! All disclosed using sign language at a private conference in a lavatory in the White House where only he attended.

How do we know this? Our intrepid ‘journalist on the spot’ for #FakeNews dot com, Italian Papa Razzi – not to be confused with Papa John’s Pizza – cleverly disguised himself as a turd and hid in one of the latrines for four days hoping for a scoop. And what a scoop he got!

Not only that, but it is also alleged – we can’t be certain as the recording was a bit muffled due to flatulence – however Papa Razzi clearly heard that if Brussels Belgium win on Thursday, Nukes could be involved (but only in a tactical, strike-first-ask-questions-later manner)

You heard the FAKE NEWS here first, and remember…

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Mad Ant’s England Car – share YOUR pic!

June 27, 2018

FINALLY… more people are starting to deck out their houses and cars with England flags! So we thought we’d share a pic of Mad Ant’s car…

Mad Ant's England Car

He’s not gone overboard this year, although he was going to get the whole car resprayed as an England flag – and might still do, if England win the World Cup! – but he checked the band’s royalty statement and there wasn’t enough dosh for a splosh!

Yes we know it’s a froggy-car (and we take the piss out of him for it!) but what affordable English cars are there out there that won’t break down?

He’ll be driving down to Cornwall from London today, so if you see his car (and it might have some more ‘bling’ on it) give him a honk and a wave!

Let’s get an ANTHEM FOR ENGLAND…!

Keep requesting CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN from your local radio station… Watch the video… and keep sharing and retweeting… COME ON ENGLAND…!

 

 

#ItsComingHome Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

June 26, 2018

With anticipation rising higher than a tsunami for England’s stonking win against Belgium this Thursday (and we WILL win our group!) more and more people are – finally – getting into the patriotic, sporting spirit and getting behind our national team, but…

Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

There are some unofficial songs out there at least, and we’re pitching our old chestnut from back in 2006 out there, just ‘cos we think it’s the most catchy song in the running for the country’s favourite, and it doesn’t get boring! Might even remind you of the Bangles…! hehe

Sing it loud, sing it proud, chant it from the stands for ENGER-LAND…!

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

#WorldCupRussia2018: How Far Can England Go?

June 24, 2018

TheladdzlogoAfter an amazing match between England and Panama – a crushing result of 6 – 1 at full-time, there’s no prizes for guessing what the headlines will be in the UK press. But the real question to ask, with the England squad on fire, is how far can they go this year?

It’s my hope now that we have two back-to-back successes under our belt (and this writer is so hopeful of a hat-trick on Thursday against Belgium he’s rolled over his winnings from today and bet on it!) that the British public will start to more actively get behind our squad.

If ever there was a time to feel nationalistic, forget about all the Brexit nonsense, wave the flag, and take a day off work to watch, it’s the World Cup. Our fine boys are doing us proud – better than most people have obviously expected – the least we can do is get behind them and get ‘Chanting’!

Click on the flag above to see our video, or the link below to buy the song on itunes:

CHANT LIKE AND ENGLISH FAN

The Laddz are definitely supporting England ALL THE WAY…! Do you think we have a chance? Let us know by posting a comment below.

Chant Like An English Fan on itunes

June 19, 2018

TheLaddz New Pic

Welcome to the official website for The Laddz, creators of the stonkingly catchy World Cup toon CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN, available on itunes now.

#WorldCup2018 England 2 Tunisia 1 – Chant it from the rooftops!

June 18, 2018

Well, most people didn’t have their hopes up for the England Squad, but how wrong they were!

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN

What a stonking first match for England! They came out with fighting spirit, no nerves in sight. First goal almost within the first ten minutes really set the tune for the match… Sloppy refereeing missed much of the push-and-shove technique from Tunisia (which was ultimately their downfall!)… An unnecessary penalty equalized at half time, BUT… The Lions came back with avengence in the second half, and through pressure and persistence made it a cracking 2:1 finish to England…!!! Great play by Kane… a player to watch as the competition heats up.

The only thing that was missing admidst the fan-tastist chanting from the stands was to hear, “Ay-o whey-o, Chant Like An English Fan… Come An’ Score A Goal If Ye Think Ye Fast Engough!”

If you haven’t heard the song, have a listen via the link below:

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN

 

 

 

#ChantEngland #WorldCup #WorldCup2018 “Chant Like An English Fan”

June 17, 2018

World Cup SongTomorrow (June 18th) the England squad gets to show their true colours in the world football arena in Russia. Do they have what it takes to prove our nation proud? Is the line-up going to be right? Will they get off to a good start?

IS ANYONE IN ENGLAND BEHIND THE TEAM?

With no ‘official’ song is it any wonder nobody is getting behind the game? Football songs and chants are part of the make up of the game. Over the years the whole ‘unofficial’ song for England was all part of the build-up to the World Cup, but this year… nada! Have the populace given up? Are we sick and tired of being lied to by politicians that promise the earth and deliver nothing? Has this apathy now seeped into sport? Has this lethargy seeped into the beautiful game of football? Do we really feel England has absolutely no hope of getting anywhere in the World Cup, so we’re not even going to bother getting behind the team and the flag and giving it large?

Well, we’re not giving up!

Even though the co-writer of this song, the late Richard Eyre, is now pushing up the daisies on the footie pitch, in HIS honour, we’ve re-released our stonking ‘toon’ to get the England fans in the mood, and you can hear it…

HERE

If ya like it, share it and get it played in the radio. If ya don’t like it, record yer own and get behind the England team.

World Cup: Guide Dogs For FIFA Refs…

July 1, 2010

Don’t Let FIFA Drop The Ball: FACEBOOK FIFA PETITION

In our unwavering effort to make sure FIFA don’t fall asleep (again!) on the issue of bringing their match adjudication into the 21st Century, with better technology to prevent their piss-poor refs’ performance, we’re pressing forward with our FIFA petition to act sooner rather than later on the issue.

Please help show your support to apply grassroots pressure on FIFA to not only discuss the use of Goal Line Technology/ Live Video Review, but set a CONCRETE GOAL to actually have it in use BEFORE the next World Cup in 2014.

As a suggestion, in the meantime, as a cheaper solution for this World Cup in South Africa: issue all your refs with Guide Dogs and white canes, at least that way the fans won’t go so crazy when they don’t SEE an obvious goal or off-side!

Show your support and join us on Facebook, and tell all your friends…!

Don’t Let FIFA Drop The Ball: FACEBOOK FIFA PETITION