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#WorldCupRussia2018 – Sliced, diced, cubed, and well and truly out – the only way to serve Swedes!

July 7, 2018

The-Laddz-Chant-Pissup-HiWhat an amazing game that was, and the right result England 2 – Sweden ‘Go Home!”

Extremely pleased to see decorum back in the game (unlike the previous games against lower-class countries, which looked more like wrestling matches!) If I was excited about the young England team at the start, I’m more excited then ever… Now that we are headed into the semis against – my prediction, Croatia – it actually might be coming home this year…

Again, what a tremendous job by all our chanting England fans in the stands out in Russia…

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

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#ENGSWE All Eyes On Our Quarters…!

July 5, 2018

swedesHave you recovered from Tuesday’s game yet? Forget about nail-biting, I have no fingers left…!!! But we made it through and Saturday is only days away for the Quarter Final match with Sweden – the land of the vegetable nobody eats, and cars people don’t brag about in public.

Personally I think we are already through to the hard-earned semis…! Ooer!? When was the last time England had a semi…? I only think about semis when it’s the World Cup…!

Perhaps I should eat more Swedes… uh-o! Now it’s just getting silly innuendo time…!

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN

 

#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup Boris Johnson To Act As Stunt Double For Trump!

June 29, 2018

Ahead of Mr. President Donald Julian William Horatio Valerie Trump’s official visit to the UK to be endorsed by HRH The Queen on July 13th this year, it has been unofficially confirmed that Sir Mr. Boris Johnson has kindly offered to act as a stunt double in case of a possible assassination attempt on the Mr. President’s life.

As you can see from the photographs below, the resemblance is uncanny apart from their choice in ties, which hopefully will be colour co-ordinated on the day of the Mr. President’s arrival.

In more fake news, it is further alleged that Mr. President Donald has requested – nay, demanded – that ‘Queeny & Co.’ play CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz upon his arrival at ‘THE Buckingham Palace’. It is our sincere hope that he enjoys the sights of London and the Eiffel Tower as he passes Trafalgar Square.

Stay tuned for more Fake News and silliness, and remember:

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

 

#FakeNews #ENG #WorldCup2018 Donald Trump Endorses CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by The Laddz

June 28, 2018

in attendance for Donald Trump Town Hall on the NBC Today Show, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY April 21, 2016. Photo By: Steven Ferdman/Everett CollectionIn an amazing turn of events, Mr. President Donald Eugene Mary Washington Trump has flexed his executive powers at long last and declared that ALL Americans MUST henceforth refer to the ‘beautiful game’ as FOOTBALL, or The Beautiful Game (which most of them won’t be able to pronounce!) rather than soccer, AND even more amazingly has endorsed CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN by the UK band The Laddz as his official unofficial World Cup Song for England…! All disclosed using sign language at a private conference in a lavatory in the White House where only he attended.

How do we know this? Our intrepid ‘journalist on the spot’ for #FakeNews dot com, Italian Papa Razzi – not to be confused with Papa John’s Pizza – cleverly disguised himself as a turd and hid in one of the latrines for four days hoping for a scoop. And what a scoop he got!

Not only that, but it is also alleged – we can’t be certain as the recording was a bit muffled due to flatulence – however Papa Razzi clearly heard that if Brussels Belgium win on Thursday, Nukes could be involved (but only in a tactical, strike-first-ask-questions-later manner)

You heard the FAKE NEWS here first, and remember…

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN

 

#FIFA – Fuck It’s Football Again!

June 26, 2018

Amazingly… Hard to believe I know… there are some ‘non-England’ fans living in our country!!! WTF?

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I met one this morning that said, “Fuck, football… AGAIN…!” What a twat! But I did manage a very good 5-second response to the ponse,

“I bet you think FIFA stands for Fuck It’s Football Again!”

Again, what a twat!

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#ItsComingHome Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

June 26, 2018

With anticipation rising higher than a tsunami for England’s stonking win against Belgium this Thursday (and we WILL win our group!) more and more people are – finally – getting into the patriotic, sporting spirit and getting behind our national team, but…

Where’s Our World Cup Anthem…?

There are some unofficial songs out there at least, and we’re pitching our old chestnut from back in 2006 out there, just ‘cos we think it’s the most catchy song in the running for the country’s favourite, and it doesn’t get boring! Might even remind you of the Bangles…! hehe

Sing it loud, sing it proud, chant it from the stands for ENGER-LAND…!

CHANT LIKE AN ENGLISH FAN…!

#WorldCupRussia2018: How Far Can England Go?

June 24, 2018

TheladdzlogoAfter an amazing match between England and Panama – a crushing result of 6 – 1 at full-time, there’s no prizes for guessing what the headlines will be in the UK press. But the real question to ask, with the England squad on fire, is how far can they go this year?

It’s my hope now that we have two back-to-back successes under our belt (and this writer is so hopeful of a hat-trick on Thursday against Belgium he’s rolled over his winnings from today and bet on it!) that the British public will start to more actively get behind our squad.

If ever there was a time to feel nationalistic, forget about all the Brexit nonsense, wave the flag, and take a day off work to watch, it’s the World Cup. Our fine boys are doing us proud – better than most people have obviously expected – the least we can do is get behind them and get ‘Chanting’!

Click on the flag above to see our video, or the link below to buy the song on itunes:

CHANT LIKE AND ENGLISH FAN

The Laddz are definitely supporting England ALL THE WAY…! Do you think we have a chance? Let us know by posting a comment below.